Sunday, February 27, 2005

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7:53 - Starr is bizarrely scary. Maggie Gyllenhaal is drunk and possibly heading toward a Jolie-esque familial moment.

This may well be all I have to say, cause I'm sleepy, haven't seen any of the damn movies and am way more interested in finishing Boy Proof than watching this stuff.

The phrase BLING BLING has now been retired. Send Starr a telegram.

Now Oprah is there. This back and forth is a little too much. Go home and read, O!

(Apparently telling someone they look "gorg" is the new thing. Do not say this to me.)

8:12 - Renee Zellweger, also drunk, definitely scary... she may be about to implode. Why, Renee, why?

8:20 -- All young actresses may be on heroin. Thank god Cate Blanchett is there to be classy. We love you, you Ionic column.

Don Cheadle's wife is hott. He is nicee.

Scarlett -- pretty as always, but hair's a tiny bit crimping iron.

This really may be it. Night all. Stay red.

8:45 - Terry Bisson loves Pootie Tang. Or maybe he was kidding. Chris Rock shouldn't be so hard on himself.

Oooohhhh... will Halle Berry scratch his eyes out for that Catwoman 2 joke?

9:07 - What the fuck? I guess that the make-up winners aren't important enough to get to go up on stage? That's a bunch of bullshit. They should get their time up there just like anyone else.

Drew Barrymore looks amazing.

9:22 - Edna Mode! Happy now.

10:01 -- Paul Newman. Either still alive or dead. Hard to say. Wait, it's not even his montage -- it's Sydney Lumet's and he's still alive. I think they should start doing lifetime achievement at the technical awards with Ms. Johannsen -- better to stay awake.

10:09 - Okay. I am now officially a lame pumpkin. Boy Proof is a lovely little book, but now I am finished with it and must sleep. Let me know what Kate Winslet's dress looks like. Turn the lights off when it's over.

4 Comments:

Blogger Richard said...

Wow, as annoying as Mork is, he's pretty good with the impression stuff.

8:57 PM  
Blogger gwenda said...

And at least Billy Crystal is nowhere to be seen.

9:15 PM  
Blogger Barb said...

If I were the person who dressed Al Pacino, I would really be dying for him to adjust his suit. He looks distractingly disheveled.

9:54 PM  
Blogger chance said...

huh there was a movie thing last night? who would have thunk it.

10:21 PM  

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