Thursday, October 09, 2003

5 reasons Special K should be governor instead:

1. She has a much greater mastery of the English language.
2. Does not have "catchphrases" lurking in her closet.
3. Is not married to a Kennedy.
4. Respects other women and never gropes them.
5. If she were governor, she could also have the One Ring of Power.

(Yes, that means that Ahnuld now has it. The battle for Helm's Deep is over, my friends, but the war has just begun.)

(p.s. I realized the unfortunate KKK thing after I posted that, but was hoping no one else would notice.)


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