Regarding the post Gwenda mentioned about names ... sadly, some folks never get past that eighth grade impulse: "I'm so special, I must make my name special too!" Usually by exchanging i's for y's and vice versa. But that's not why I'm posting. I'm posting because Alan and Kelly and Barb and I have been discussing the Naughtiness Quotient of various first names. The Naughtiness Quotient for most names is zero. You determine it by going to Google Image Search and turning off the content filtering ("SafeSearch") and then searching on a first name. Count the number of risqué pictures on the first page of results, and you have your Naughtiness Quotient.